ME

Well, here's me. I need to replace that horrible thing that's currently my ID. You may notice that he's (I'm) holding the same coffee mug, making the same spill, and standing on the same pile of papers as my last submission. Well, there's a perfectly good explanation. The other day I was creating a letter sized leaflet advertising my services and I decided to use the lady as the largest image. I placed it right next to my name. Well, there was one problem with that--she looks nothing like me. So there was a perfect opportunity to fix that.

Oh, and I don't really have that big of feet.